I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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