So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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