we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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