Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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