i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Shame - the story of my life.
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