it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.