Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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