Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
not ubering you a puppy
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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