Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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