She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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