if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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