We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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