So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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