Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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