You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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