If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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