If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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