Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Randomize