Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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