quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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