so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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