so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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