You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
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Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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