the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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