would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
she peed on how many people?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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