no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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