so explain again why im purple
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway