We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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