So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.