im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.