If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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