I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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