But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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