Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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