woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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