make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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