Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize
