I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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