I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I smell like Dick and happiness
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
