So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
we're making bets on your personal life
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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