question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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