I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Found your dick twin last night
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
my poor anus
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
