; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
whose parrot is this?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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