U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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