do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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