I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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