using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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