If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
time to smoke my breakfast
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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