He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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