I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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