Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
