SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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