I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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