It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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