He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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