so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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