Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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