I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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